Every Day Is Take-Your-Guns-to-Work Day, at least in Florida
The Florida Senate just passed a very sensible measure, and it is awaiting the signature of Governor Charlie Crist. Pending approval, every worker in the state, with a few minor exceptions, can bring their guns to work every day. So long as they have [...]

Slow news day? Not anymore! Today’s news round-up focuses on the endearing foibles of kooky Christians. Not to be mistaken for reasonable Christians, who greatly outnumber the kooks.
Fundamentalists Become Aware of the Existence of Other Religions, to Their Consternation
The actions of a Tennessee hotel have brought the existence of religions besides fundamentalist [...]

I am intimately familiar with the Angry White Man(1), and I have been inspired by Gary Hubbell to lend a voice to this forgotten and silenced voting bloc(2). The Angry White Man is, as Gary so truthily puts it, “almost in fear of losing [his] constitutional rights through political correctness”.
This election, we have the historic [...]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a healthcare issue in this country that has received no media attention, and yet so obviously affects a number of our citizens that I would feel negligent not to use this forum and speak up now. I refer, of course, to Pumpkin Balls.
If you don’t understand this medical terminology, perhaps [...]

You’re Welcome, Heterosexuals
On behalf of homosexuals everywhere, I accept your gratitude for our sexuality making yours possible.
Allow me to explain.
The year was 1868. Karl-Maria Kertbeny (who we now suspect was heterosexual) was inspired to write a pamphlet about human rights violations towards certain individuals in Europe. These individuals had no broadly accepted name- [...]

Have you ever found yourself in a situation resembling the following?
· You are a christian student and notice that there is an active atheist club on campus.
· You are white and see that there is a hip new bar [...]