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Considering Patriotism

By idyllicmollusk • Jul 7th, 2008 • Category: General Sod
Considering Patriotism

As I walked home from my Fourth of July celebrations through Seattle’s gayborhood, Capitol Hill, I saw multitudes of queers and hipsters celebrating this problematic holiday much the same way as my friends and I did. I saw them embroil themselves in the most stereotypical modes of celebration known to this nation: drunkenness, BBQs, [...]



The Excessive Jubilance of Electro Pop

By idyllicmollusk • Jun 17th, 2008 • Category: Music
The Excessive Jubilance of Electro Pop

I have been watching a heavy, possibly excessive, amount of jubilant electro pop/electro hop music videos of late. I’ve noticed some commonalities, and have formulated some theories.
The electro pop music videos that have entranced me range from low-budget local projects to polished, lavish videos accompanying international chart-topping hits. They come from Tampa, Seattle, [...]



MOTHER OF TEARS

By idyllicmollusk • Jun 2nd, 2008 • Category: Movies
MOTHER OF TEARS

So I saw Dario Argento’s Mother of Tears at Seattle’s International Film Festival, the biggest film festival in the United States (but not North America, no, that honor goes to Toronto).
Argento’s colorful four-decade career as an Italian horror master and auteur has been well-documented and much-commented-upon. His creativity was really at its zenith in the [...]



Geraldine Ferraro, Avid Racist

By idyllicmollusk • May 30th, 2008 • Category: Politics
Geraldine Ferraro, Avid Racist

In today’s Boston Globe, Geraldine Ferraro again participates in the Oppression Olympics** (boycotted by all dedicated to social justice) and reaffirms her racist credentials.
Ferraro is enraged that it appears a black man may get “a seat at the table” before her preferred candidate, a white woman. Like a certain segment of second-wave feminists (is [...]



Science Sez: 100% of rape accusations made by women are false

By idyllicmollusk • May 14th, 2008 • Category: General Sod
Science Sez: 100% of rape accusations made by women are false

Trigger alert.
Did you know that 100% of rape accusations made by women are false? Fact. Researchers working at the nonpartisan Women Always Lie Institute (WALI) came up with this percentage by taking the number of rape allegations made by U.S. women in 2007 and applying the well-established “Women Are Never to Be Trusted” [...]



Forced Penetration Required by Law in Oklahoma

By idyllicmollusk • May 2nd, 2008 • Category: Politics
Forced Penetration Required by Law in Oklahoma

Forced penetration is now required by law in Oklahoma, but only for sluts (i.e. women who want to terminate their pregnancies. You know, sluts.)
Get ready to vom. Recall this post about the Oklahoma legislature bill allowing abortion-seeking women the freedom of eye movement? I jested that this bill was a human rights [...]



Your Vulva Can Only Be Cut Off Once

By idyllicmollusk • May 1st, 2008 • Category: Politics
Your Vulva Can Only Be Cut Off Once

Recently, the US Board of Immigration Appeals denied asylum to three women who had been victims of FGM (female genital mutilation) in their home country of Guinea because they had no well-founded fear of further persecution, since your vulva can only be cut off once.
To be clear, in Guinea, 95% of women are subjected to [...]



My Best Friend Lied to Me About Crypto Sporidium

By idyllicmollusk • Apr 25th, 2008 • Category: Food & Drink
My Best Friend Lied to Me About Crypto Sporidium

Cryptosporidium lives in the intestine of infected humans or animals. Millions of crypto parasites can be released in a bowel movement from an infected human or animal. Consequently, Cryptosporidium is found in soil, food, water, or surfaces that have been contaminated with infected human or animal feces.

The most common symptom of cryptosporidiosis is watery diarrhea.

A [...]



Shout Out to African Dock Workers!

By idyllicmollusk • Apr 23rd, 2008 • Category: Politics
Shout Out to African Dock Workers!

You know how we Americans like to be telling African countries what to do all the time? Like: “Use this un-tested birth control and stop having black babies!” or “Globalize your financial markets despite rampant corruption in your financial industry.” How about “Be thankful that Shell is pillaging your land; at least now [...]



OK Bill Allowing Women Freedom of Eye Movement a Human Rights Victory

By idyllicmollusk • Apr 14th, 2008 • Category: Politics
OK Bill Allowing Women Freedom of Eye Movement a Human Rights Victory

Oklahoma, long a pioneer of human rights and social justice, is poised to ratchet up another victory, this one for women’s rights.
In a bill recently sent to Governor Brad Henry for consideration, women are granted the freedom to move their eyes about as they wish, even at doctor’s appointments.
The bill SB 1878, which is [...]