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	<title>Sod Blog &#187; Erik Hagen</title>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan sues baby. I am not making this up.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erik Hagen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.sodblog.com/general/lindsay-lohan-sues-baby-i-am-not-making-this-up/" title="Lindsay Lohan sues baby. I am not making this up."><img src="http://www.sodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/article_0_06457cff000005dc_984_468x375.1a84spum2dj40s08w0cc0c8g8.27ty3bfoxo9wgcowoccowg0kg.th.jpeg" width="100" height="80" alt="Lindsay Lohan sues baby. I am not making this up." style="float:left;padding:0 10px 10px 0;" ></a>I like when I come upon stories in the newspaper where I have to try to figure out if they are actual stories, or just some sort of grand practical joke being played upon me by some unknown figure in a high position of power. Because that happens to me a lot!
So it is with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oscar(s) the Grouch(y) Liveblog. (ugh&#8230;)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 22:53:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erik Hagen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.sodblog.com/general/oscars-the-grouchy-liveblog-ugh/" title="Oscar(s) the Grouch(y) Liveblog. (ugh&#8230;)"><img src="http://www.sodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/oscar1.ba2gpulnlyoswwckkg04k8cks.27ty3bfoxo9wgcowoccowg0kg.th.jpeg" width="100" height="73" alt="Oscar(s) the Grouch(y) Liveblog. (ugh&#8230;)" style="float:left;padding:0 10px 10px 0;" ></a>Tonight&#8217;s the night, the only awards show actually worthy of being liveblogged (yet I still liveblog all the others, go figure). Join me and my panel of experts, or whoever ends up showing up to help me out, as we tell you what to think about the Academy Awards. Because that&#8217;s what the Internet is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Meet the new Jay Leno. Same as the old Jay Leno.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 21:47:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erik Hagen</dc:creator>
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You know what day it is today, right? You don&#8217;t? It&#8217;s only the most important day in the history of all days. This is the day you will tell your children about, and they will tell their children about, and they will tell their children about, and so on and so forth until the zombie [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Hard Time Out Here for a Fake Pimp</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 21:33:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erik Hagen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.sodblog.com/general/its-hard-time-out-here-for-a-fake-pimp/" title="It&#8217;s Hard Time Out Here for a Fake Pimp"><img src="http://www.sodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/kid_reporter_220.7wyotavlcv8k4ocwk4okcocwg.27ty3bfoxo9wgcowoccowg0kg.th.jpeg" width="100" height="150" alt="It&#8217;s Hard Time Out Here for a Fake Pimp" style="float:left;padding:0 10px 10px 0;" ></a>I&#8217;m not usually the kind of guy who takes pleasure in the misfortunes of others, but just this once, I&#8217;ll make an exception.
If you&#8217;re a regular FOX News viewer, you already know the story of national hero James O&#8217;Keefe, who a few months ago heroicly dressed up in a Huggy Bear Halloween costume and tricked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Bunch Of Histrionic Hysterical Ninny Idiots (noun)  1. Everybody. 2. Except me.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 21:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erik Hagen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.sodblog.com/general/histronic-hysterical-ninny-idiots-definition-all-of-you/" title="A Bunch Of Histrionic Hysterical Ninny Idiots (noun)  1. Everybody. 2. Except me."><img src="http://www.sodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/think_of_the_children.7z5bucst3jk8osow4s0scso0c.27ty3bfoxo9wgcowoccowg0kg.th.jpeg" width="100" height="83" alt="A Bunch Of Histrionic Hysterical Ninny Idiots (noun)  1. Everybody. 2. Except me." style="float:left;padding:0 10px 10px 0;" ></a>Far be it for me to make assumptions, but I&#8217;m going to go ahead and assume that a few of you reading this website have children. If this is the case, I need you to do something for me. Right now, go into your child&#8217;s bedroom and look underneath their mattress. There will probably be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CAPS LOCK WILL REVOLUTIONIZE THE INTERNET.</title>
		<link>http://www.sodblog.com/general/caps-lock-will-revolutinize-the-internet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 22:54:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erik Hagen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.sodblog.com/general/caps-lock-will-revolutinize-the-internet/" title="CAPS LOCK WILL REVOLUTIONIZE THE INTERNET."><img src="http://www.sodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/capslockdemotivate.70bv7d2yb2ko884kw44ko0s0.27ty3bfoxo9wgcowoccowg0kg.th.jpeg" width="100" height="80" alt="CAPS LOCK WILL REVOLUTIONIZE THE INTERNET." style="float:left;padding:0 10px 10px 0;" ></a>HEY. SO I FOUND OUT THIS NEW THING THAT&#8217;S GOING TO MAKE ME A MUCH BETTER WRITER THAN I WAS BEFORE. IT&#8217;S CALLED CAPS LOCK. HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT?
CAPS LOCK IS LIKE MAGIC, ONLY BETTER. YOU MAY NOT HAVE NOTICED, BUT I&#8217;M USING IT RIGHT NOW. WHAT IT DOES IS IT MAKES LETTERS BIGGER, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Golden Globe Golden LiveBlog</title>
		<link>http://www.sodblog.com/general/golden-globe-golden-liveblog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 00:44:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erik Hagen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Golden Globe Awards have always struck me as kind of half-assed Academy Awards, where everyone gets drunk. So here&#8217;s my half-assed Golden Globe liveblog. And yes, probably getting drunk. Irony!
Golden Globe Golden LiveBlog
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		<title>Further ruminations on the worthlessness of Jay Leno.</title>
		<link>http://www.sodblog.com/general/further-ruminations-on-the-worthlessness-of-jay-leno/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sodblog.com/general/further-ruminations-on-the-worthlessness-of-jay-leno/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 22:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erik Hagen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.sodblog.com/general/further-ruminations-on-the-worthlessness-of-jay-leno/" title="Further ruminations on the worthlessness of Jay Leno."><img src="http://www.sodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/jay_leno_conan_o_bri_36875a.ej42o93q4v4kc8ckssksoswsw.27ty3bfoxo9wgcowoccowg0kg.th.jpeg" width="100" height="67" alt="Further ruminations on the worthlessness of Jay Leno." style="float:left;padding:0 10px 10px 0;" ></a>Journey with me back to the hallowed days of 2004. You may recall that was the year we were all doing a dance called the Funky Armadillo and a handful of horse feed was only a buck and a hay penny. But what also happened in that year I don&#8217;t remember all that well was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Merry Christmas. I made you a video.</title>
		<link>http://www.sodblog.com/general/merry-christmas-i-made-you-a-video/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sodblog.com/general/merry-christmas-i-made-you-a-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 20:56:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erik Hagen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.sodblog.com/general/merry-christmas-i-made-you-a-video/" title="Merry Christmas. I made you a video."><img src="http://www.sodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/david_archuleta_christmas_cover_art.etjefyqclhc0gck44kcwgcwok.27ty3bfoxo9wgcowoccowg0kg.th.jpeg" width="100" height="100" alt="Merry Christmas. I made you a video." style="float:left;padding:0 10px 10px 0;" ></a>Um&#8230;hey. Yeah, I know I haven&#8217;t been around much lately. You know how it is. Eating and drinking and stuff. But I&#8217;ve been meaning to write more. Really, I have. It&#8217;s just, well, I broke all my fingers off. And I don&#8217;t like blogging with stubs. It hurts more than you think it would.
But here [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beating priests with tire irons. For America!</title>
		<link>http://www.sodblog.com/general/beating-priests-with-tire-irons-for-america/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:28:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erik Hagen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.sodblog.com/general/beating-priests-with-tire-irons-for-america/" title="Beating priests with tire irons. For America!"><img src="http://www.sodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/21334_priest_beaten.avgit06zszs4g8swww08wssog.27ty3bfoxo9wgcowoccowg0kg.th.jpeg" width="100" height="66" alt="Beating priests with tire irons. For America!" style="float:left;padding:0 10px 10px 0;" ></a>Somedays, just to pass the time, I like to find some alone time and ponder to myself if society is collapsing all around me at that very moment. And then other days, society goes ahead and saves me the time wondering.
Tampa police: Marine reservist attacked Greek priest he mistook for terrorist
And here we go.
TAMPA — [...]]]></description>
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