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Ten words I never want to hear again after this primary.

By Erik Hagen • May 6th, 2008 • Category: Politics
Ten words I never want to hear again after this primary.

I am hoping against hope that today will bring an end to the Never-ending Democratic Primary That Technically Ended Two Months Ago But SHHHHH Nobody Tell That To Hillary Clinton Because She’ll Get Super Pissed. I’m hoping for a definitive ending, but then again, I’m not stupid enough to actually believe it’ll happen, being that […]



Oil!

By Erik Hagen • Apr 24th, 2008 • Category: Obscure
Oil!

The big news out of North Dakota (aka “The State You Probably Didn’t Know Existed”) recently is that we are sitting on top of the largest known oil reserves in the lower 48 states, at up to 4.3 billion barrels. This was, of course, a complete surprise to everyone here in the northern most Dakota, […]



Election 2008 - Total Insanity

By Erik Hagen • Apr 22nd, 2008 • Category: Politics
Election 2008 - Total Insanity

Since today’s Pennsylvania primary is the next step in the fake election that’s technically already decided but continues onwards because everyone in this country likes to think they’re watching a real fight, it seems oddly appropriate that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton took their messages directly to the people most inclined towards that kind of […]



Elevator Inaction

By Erik Hagen • Apr 21st, 2008 • Category: Obscure
Elevator Inaction

If you’re like me (and seriously, if you are, God speed, brother), you probably spend a lot of your day wondering what you’d do if you were stuck in an elevator for 41 hours. Well, according to this YouTube video I just watched, it would seem the answer is: pushing buttons, laying down, crawling up […]



Chalk and Awe

By Erik Hagen • Apr 8th, 2008 • Category: Sports
Chalk and Awe

I know I’ve never expressed that much interest in any sport before, with the exclusion of professional wrestling and water polo. But my dad is an enormous Kansas Jayhawks fan, so since he doesn’t have a blog of his own, I choose to write the following in his honor, and it s done in lieu […]



You like Sod! You really, really like Sod!

By Erik Hagen • Apr 2nd, 2008 • Category: General Sod, Sod that is good
You like Sod! You really, really like Sod!

Check this out. Five months in operation and we’re already winners.

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Posted Mar 30 2008 in Bloggy Award Winners, Newsy by Noemi
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Presidential relations

By Erik Hagen • Mar 27th, 2008 • Category: General Sod, Obscure, Politics
Presidential relations

You’re probably like me and thinking to yourself that this election season has been way too focused on the important issues. Why can’t it instead focus on inconsequential bullshit? Well, fortunately for us, the AP is on the job.
Obama Related to Pitt, Clinton to Jolie
By DENISE LAVOIE – 9 hours ago
BOSTON (AP) — This could […]



Got ‘R’ Dun.

By Erik Hagen • Mar 20th, 2008 • Category: General Sod, Obscure, Sod that is bad
Got 'R' Dun.

And now, all you people at home. Call the neighbors. Wake the kids. It’s time, once again to play everybody’s favorite game, What the Hell was This Guy Thinking?
• Couldn’t adequately fit “You Might Be A Redneck” on his forehead.
• Looking for a quicker way to tell people he’s an idiot.
• Didn’t quite grasp the […]



Fun with Google Ads.

By Erik Hagen • Mar 17th, 2008 • Category: Advertising
Fun with Google Ads.

If you’re one of those anal retentive types who notices every little detail of most everything you ever come across, you might have noticed the addition of advertisements to this site. This may have caused you many a sleepless night, wondering if I’d finally sold out to “the man.” Well, I haven’t. I just decided […]



Friday Funnies.

By Erik Hagen • Mar 14th, 2008 • Category: General Sod, Sod that is good
Friday Funnies.

What you should be seeing on that plane is an attack on a rival airline with the statement “Longer. Larger. Farther. Faster. Higher. Quieter. Smoother.” As you can see, things didn’t turn out quite as planned.
And yes, that’s all there is to this post. What do you want from me? It’s Friday.