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	<title>Sod Blog &#187; Crystal</title>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 16:26:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Okotberfest Night 1: This beer is the size of my head.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 13:10:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crystal</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[7 p.m. Me, Kari and Robin decide to head to Octoberfest and are briefly concerned that we won&#8217;t know how to get there. When we step out of the hotel, there are thousands of people dressed in Lederhosen and bavarian dresses all herding in the same direction. We join the flow.
7:30 p.m. Found it!

7:35 p.m. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Liveblogging Oktoberfest: Sodblog arrives in Munich</title>
		<link>http://www.sodblog.com/general/food-drink/liveblogging-oktoberfest-sodblog-arrives-in-munich/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:49:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crystal</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Food &amp; Drink]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.sodblog.com/general/food-drink/liveblogging-oktoberfest-sodblog-arrives-in-munich/"><img src="http://www.sodblog.com/wp-content/plugins/yet-another-photoblog/cache/oktoberfest_05_196x3001.6j3r2tyt4c4c8s0k8cg4o8c0c.27ty3bfoxo9wgcowoccowg0kg.th.jpeg" width="100" height="153" style="float:left;padding:0 10px 10px 0;" ></a>I&#8217;ve just arrived in Munich, where people have been drinking 2 liter mugs of beer for 8 days now, while wearing Lederhosen and authentic, mass-produced beer wench outfits.
I am underdressed and far too sober.
I hear there&#8217;s the possibility of some sort of political debates back in the states going on tonight and that SodBlog will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Movie Reviews for Seniors</title>
		<link>http://www.sodblog.com/media/movies/movie-reviews-for-seniors/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 23:33:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crystal</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[seniors movies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.sodblog.com/media/movies/movie-reviews-for-seniors/"><img src="http://www.sodblog.com/wp-content/plugins/yet-another-photoblog/cache/old_people_bird.rt4h2ghrp6o4ws4488w0scgo.27ty3bfoxo9wgcowoccowg0kg.th.jpeg" width="100" height="57" style="float:left;padding:0 10px 10px 0;" ></a>A couple of months ago, my grandmother told me about a movie she&#8217;d seen with one of her friends; because she&#8217;s old and because I have my old-people stereotypes,  I immediately assumed she&#8217;d seen something sweet, quirky and pleasant, like The Bucket List or Horton Hears A Who.
She saw Knocked-Up.
Seriously, Grandma? What the hell?
Her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HAPPY EASTER, SODS!</title>
		<link>http://www.sodblog.com/general/the-perils-of-easter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 16:44:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crystal</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Hey there, Bareilles, what&#8217;s it like to write a love song?</title>
		<link>http://www.sodblog.com/media/musical-sod/hey-there-bareilles-whats-it-like-to-write-a-love-song/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sodblog.com/media/musical-sod/hey-there-bareilles-whats-it-like-to-write-a-love-song/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 02:03:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crystal</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.sodblog.com/media/musical-sod/hey-there-bareilles-whats-it-like-to-write-a-love-song/"><img src="http://www.sodblog.com/wp-content/plugins/yet-another-photoblog/cache/sb.6r83ivupwosgo440ko4kg8gos.27ty3bfoxo9wgcowoccowg0kg.th.jpeg" width="100" height="89" style="float:left;padding:0 10px 10px 0;" ></a>Because the Sara Bareilles song is on every commercial that I can&#8217;t fast forward through, or on every mall speaker system, and because the popularity of the sad-bastard music of the Plain White T&#8217;s  means I have the whole tune memorized without ever having intentionally listened to Delilah, I made this song.  Here&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HBO&#8217;s John Adams: I &#60;3 Paul Giamatti</title>
		<link>http://www.sodblog.com/media/tv/hbos-john-adams-i-3-paul-giamatti/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:48:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crystal</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[TV]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.sodblog.com/media/tv/hbos-john-adams-i-3-paul-giamatti/"><img src="http://www.sodblog.com/wp-content/plugins/yet-another-photoblog/cache/ht_john_adams_080313_ms.bufbm69vs084oogsws0c8okw0.27ty3bfoxo9wgcowoccowg0kg.th.jpeg" width="100" height="75" style="float:left;padding:0 10px 10px 0;" ></a>If you don&#8217;t have HBO this season, I&#8217;m sorry.
It&#8217;s not because you&#8217;ll miss the crazy antics of those feisty bigamist Mormons in HBO&#8217;s Big Love, or the asinine drivel that spews from Bill Maher&#8217;s frothy mouth every Friday night (my hatred for Bill Maher is only rivaled by my disgust with Seth Rogen).
What you&#8217;re missing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sod cook is kaput</title>
		<link>http://www.sodblog.com/general/sod-cook-is-kaput/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 00:18:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crystal</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So far today I have:
Basted ham at least three times, every half hour, before realizing that I&#8217;d turned the oven off two hours before.
Opened the box of potatoes (Yes, mother, BOX!! I&#8217;ll never mash potatoes again!) from the bottom (me: could they make this any more difficult?! Boyfriend: It might be easier if you use [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sod Saves the Economy</title>
		<link>http://www.sodblog.com/general/sod-saves-the-economy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:15:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crystal</dc:creator>
		
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An economics reporter on the Today show said this weekend&#8217;s retail sales could be an indication as to whether America faces a recession in 2008.
Do your civic duty! Save America! Shop shop shop!
I will be spending my ever-patriotic dollars all day today as I head into the fold to do my final bout of holiday [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Sod of a Cook</title>
		<link>http://www.sodblog.com/general/a-sod-of-a-cook/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:15:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crystal</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[In an effort to bring some femininity to this blog (and because I want desperately to fit in and have realized that I&#8217;m one of the only bloggers who has not given you a detailed minute-by-minute description of a slightly useless/life-changing event) I&#8217;m giving you a play-by-play of my most recent effort to create the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Really?</title>
		<link>http://www.sodblog.com/general/really/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sodblog.com/general/really/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crystal</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The ex-girlfriend and baby&#8217;s mama of Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher (who miserably failed us against the Vikings last night), sued former Riverdancer Mikey Flatley for&#8230;.drumroll&#8230;$33 million for sexual harassment and was ordered&#8230;drumroll again&#8230;to pay $11 million to Flatley for defamation.
All I have to say is: Really? Is Flatley even straight? Is that what the defamation is [...]]]></description>
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