i’m going to a movie called Expelled tonight, but before i get to that…
what with the impending lapse of mein kampf’s copyright looming over us all, it seems these days that everyone’s clamoring to get on the hitler train. though i have no specific memories of my own to support the following claim, i suspect […]
you are an idiot. what are you wearing on your feet?!?!? are those SHOES?!?!?! you disgust me.
and you would disgust Adam Sternbergh if he were here right now. writer, author, literary wordsmith, prose monger, sentence spinner, and better, smarter person than you, mr. S has dilligently uncovered a vast conspiracy to make your feet useless: […]
dissidents destroyed, women disinfranchised, loyalists demoralized, revolutionaries demagogue…erized? and i bet the pricks had something against alliteration as well. but you can’t blame the iranians for the troubles of their tumultuous transition… i’m sorry, i really ought to slow down the assonance. i’ve just been in such a lyrical mood lately, cause i sort of […]
most esteemed jill,
on saturday, i should be spending the earlier part of the day with a couple friends of mine producing crafts. i’m not sure of the nature of these crafts; could be anything from t-shirts, to earrings, to rhinestone belts. i am not, traditionally, a crafty person. my mother was: she did stained glass […]
this could very well be the most awesome story i have ever read… a couple of rich kids get into the identity fraud racket to fund exotic junkets around the world, buy expensive gifts for themselves, and procure services exclusive to only the most beautiful, sophisticated people (and i’m sure they’re blasting each other the […]
you ever wonder what it looks like in your freezer when you don’t have the stinkin’ door open? well, wonder no more, you insufferable shithead. in celebration of the 2007-2008 polar year, the USGS has deigned it necessary to provide the world unprecedented access to the entire continent of antarctica, as seen from space, with the […]
YOU love the Exorcist because some uppity priest with mommy issues gets inundated by a disgusting wave of green, bilious ejecta while clad in his finest dress robes; not through the entire movie, but you know it will happen eventually. You pass the time experiencing moments of bemusement over the spinal taps doctors seem to […]
i like jugs, and apparently the art community knows it. i won’t burden you with the existential conversation of art and whatever the funk it imitates, or if it’s being imitated by… something. shit. a thing, something or other that, well… a concept i… this is why i didn’t want to bring […]
man oh man, this blogging gig is a real trip! i’ll set this all up by admitting, yes, this is my first blog attempt ever… EVER; i know, huh… where have i been? auspicious that the place i decide to get my feet wet has already explored the depths of penis enlargement spam, which i […]
