SodBlog is home to unique perspectives on humor, entertainment, politics and anything else its volunteer writers dream up.

Interested in joining? Click Here

Here are the suggested guidelines for posting. Enjoy posting, and let us know if there are any problems.

Here are the basics:
1. Avoid using duplicate content (content that is posted elsewhere.)
2. Use keywords in the title (if possible.)
3. Add your posts to the forums. There is a tool that automatically does this for you in the ‘write’ screen.
4. Don’t pepper your blogs with vulgar verbage.
5. Try to post in only one category.

Frequently Asked Questions:

What is the size of your rolls of sod?

Er…we actually don’t sell sod. We’re a Sod Blog, not a sod store. Two entirely different things.

How many square feet per pallet?

Look, you’re operating under a misconception. We have no sod to speak of.

Then what is this Sod of which you speak?

Sod is us. We are Sod. Sod is what we write. Sod is what we believe in. Sod has been good to us, and we, in turn, are good to Sod. All glory be given to Sod.

Does Sod stand for anything?

Oh, we stand for lots of things. Like the implantation of a Fair Tax system and insisting that people never, ever kick small dogs, no matter how puntable they may be.

May I order any amount of sod?

Again, we are not selling sod. It is just our name.

If Sod Blog was a tree of some sort, what kind of tree would it be?

Probably maple.

So what should a person expect to read at this Sod Blog?

On any given day, you can read snark-filled posts on a variety of subjects, such as politics, or entertainment, reviews of music and movies and video games, or just general slice-of-life posts on subjects such as the Dodge Stratus that really pissed us off this morning when it cut into the lane right in front of us for no good reason, even though he had no need to do so as he wasn’t turning and just seemed to do it because he was a complete goddamn idiot who does goddamn idiot things just for the hell of it, and he was lucky we were already late for work or else we would have gladly tailed him until he arrived at his destination, and then approached him as he got out of his car and beaten him to death with a tire iron. Seriously, what the hell was that guy’s problem? Asshole.

Is your sod available at any retail locations?

How many times are we going to have to go over this?

Who is responsible for this Sod Blog?

The Sod Blog is owned and operated by the mysterious Admin Istrator, whose identity is a closely guarded secret, as he is a ninja. Since maintaining a website and sneaking up on people in the shadows to break their necks is a full-time gig, writing duties are overseen by Erik Hagen, who is also like a ninja in that he wears black clothing a lot and isn’t much of a talker, but he lacks any awesome abilities.

The writing team for the Sod Blog has a wide variety of personalities and is always fluid, as writers are notoriously mentally instable and we never know when any one of them might be put into prison. To read all entries by any Sod Blog author, simply click on their name on the list on the bottom left side of the page. We’re not sure why we had to tell you how to do this. It seems rather self-explanatory.

How may I participate in this Sod Blog?

If you’d like to be a writer on the Sod Blog, you can apply by clicking on the Contact link above or by emailing an application to sodblog@gmail.com. However, if you’re afraid that we won’t accept you based on your varied idiosyncrasies, you can skip the whole “being judged by your peers” thing by posting on our Forum, where you can say and do just about anything you want and there’s not much we can do about it, short of tracking down your IP Address and reporting you to the authorities. Isn’t the Internet fantastic?

When is the best time to install sod?

…

I’ve read something on Sod Blog which I find horribly offensive. Who do I write to in order to complain?

At Sod Blog, we take the satisfaction of all of our readers very seriously, and we are completely dedicated towards hearing any grievances anyone would have with the work we put forward. You may send all complaints about Sod Blog content to idontcareaboutyouropinions@hotmail.com.

What preparation do I need to do before delivery of sod?

Okay, that does it. Seriously. Just go to hell.